Blueberry Porn?! Yup, It's a Thing.

You learn about blueberry porn and the fetishists who enjoy it just when you believe you understand every kink exists.

The point, of course, is that as we grow, learn, and mature, what once seemed insane may now seem overly desirable. When we look back on our sexual education as children, everything seems gross or insane the first time we hear about it. Many of us went through phases where "French kissing" or naked ladies in magazines seemed pretty gross. I was horrified the first time one of my school friends explained fellatio to me; in fact, I don't think I honestly believed anyone would do that - until she showed me a VHS we snatched out of her mom's bedroom: apologies, Mrs. [redacted].

However, who really has the authority to determine what is strange and what is just different? The definition of weird depends on the individual. It was and always has been. What is strange to one person may be a much-anticipated Friday night to another. This leads us to the blueberry fetish, an intriguing fetish that I just learned about.

Blueberry fetish? What is that even?

The idea for this kink started with Violet Beauregard, a fictional character from Roald Dahl's well-known children's book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." It was adapted into two movies. In each, Violet eats a three-course dinner consisting of a miracle piece of gum. However, the blueberry pie part of the gum makes her "blow up like a blueberry" and fills her with juice as she reaches dessert. Factory workers helplessly roll her to the juice room, where she is squeezed "before she explodes." A new fetish emerged without the knowledge of celebrities like Gene Wilder and Johnny Depp. Uncertain about the distinction between a fetish and a kink? We've got you.

It's safe to assume that Dahl himself would be shocked to learn that he created a kind of kink sex icon. However, he would likely have been amused as well. Apart from writing beloved novels like "James and the Giant Peach," "Matilda," and "Fantastic Mr. Fox," Roald Dahl also authored equally outrageous adult fiction. These include plenty of sexual intrigue, outrageous parodies of historical personalities, and crude humor. In particular, "My Uncle Oswald," which is a great book, shows a liberal attitude about sexual mischief.

So ... why do people find this kinky?

There is some overlap between this specific predilection and other kink communities. Some blueberry fans first preferred Big Beautiful Women (BBW). It doesn't take much to love the squishy, the jiggly, and the firmly round from there. Some people associate blueberry fetishism with feederists, who receive sexual pleasure from feeding their partners, and fat fetishists, who view fatness as an essential element of a sexual relationship rather than a respect for huge body types.

The term "inflation porn" was used to introduce some followers to this sexual subgenre. Inflation porn centers on the image of someone filling up with gas, liquid, or another fluid, even though this sounds like some after-hours economics. Lighting effects, expanding garments, and air hoses can all be used to achieve this.

There is a subset of blueberry kinkdom where color is everything. Fans concentrate on the purplish-blue color that makes this berry the sexiest of all. Makeup, hairstyles, attire, lighting, and even dousing a companion in carefully blended body paint might all be part of this. Well done, Artsy!

The distinction between getting down with a blueberry and being the blueberry is arguably the most fascinating. Fans of blueberries reportedly find eroticism in the helplessness of being a berry in general, in having to be rolled from one location to another, or in the inability to move one's arms and legs. Indeed, jokes about blueberry muffins are common in this group.

What don't we know about blueberry kinksters?

Finding enthusiasts who wish to dispel myths around this choice is simple. There seem to be a lot. These people, with very few exceptions, sound like anyone else who doesn't want to be criticized for their sexual choices.

People assume that we like young females because of Willy Wonka. We don't. We don't commit pedophilia.

"There is nothing wrong with the berry art that I have on my walls. It's not only about having sex. It's simply stunning. Everyone has the right to value beauty.

"I'm tired of hearing that it's unhealthy, whether it's a big-ass blueberry, BBW, or BHM (big handsome men)." We enjoy what we enjoy and are fed up with criticism for it.

"I wish those who hate me would shut up."

"We are not mental cases, weirdos, or freaks."

What about blueberry porn?

Blueberry porn is popular on online erotica sites and seductive webcam channels. There were many on PornHub, Deviant Art, and YouTube. After speaking with many aficionados of the genre, we had a conversation with one plus-size actress, whom we will refer to as Azure. Her webcam career started with slow stripping, on-camera workouts, and generic work. Her fans eventually asked her to pretend to be Violet Beauregard from the (in)famous movies by using an air hose and oversized clothes, as well as by lighting the room blue and eating blueberry pie on camera.

After some hesitation, she chose to try it even though she doesn't really share this fetish. After word spread among blueberry fans, she noticed a dramatic increase in subscribers, which kept her on what she jokingly refers to as "the blueberry bus."

Despite not "exactly advertising it to family," Azure has no shame in her line of work. Performance and providing her fan base with what they desire are key to her business. It's for paying customers, not for me. Unlike strippers or [any other] sex workers, I don't take a break from my job. It's only work.

Serving a particular fetish can pay more for a sex worker than serving generic fare. Customer loyalty must be the main focus. Fans are more ready to pay for an actress who perfectly satisfies a more uncommon fetish. According to Azure, she could likely make a life creating exclusively stuff on blueberries, but she doesn't want to restrict her possibilities just yet.

Internet Rules

We have previously discussed Internet Rule 34. Today, it's more accurate than ever. " Anything that exists has pornography." When considering fetishes for cosplay, spike heels, or cheerleading attire, the majority of us don't question this.

But we may be more astonished or dubious when the fetishes move to sploshing, masking, or the bubble-gum-fueled exploits of the fictional Miss Violet Beauregard.

Reading about what other individuals find erotic is ultimately entertaining, educational, and fascinating. Expanding our definition of "normal" or "natural" promises to illuminate our way toward inclusiveness and acceptance, regardless of whether we agree with them or not.