SEX TOY DIY: HOW TO MAKE A DILDO
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You may be here for one of two reasons: either you came upon this modest blog article and are drawn in by the title to read the rest of the piece, or you would like to masturbate right now, lack a sex toy, and truly need to know how to "make a dildo." In any case, we're happy you came.
For obvious reasons (hygiene, safety, the pleasures of cool toys, etc.), we always advise you to try using a genuine sex toy during your solo or coupled sex sessions. However, there are instances when that is simply not possible and you just want to get down right away. What then should a gal (a man, a human, or an extraterrestrial species) do? See the following suggestions for creating your dildo.
SAFETY CHECKPOINT!
The four most crucial factors to take into account when creating your dildo are:
- Use a condom at all times to maintain cleanliness and safety.
- Verify that the item or object you select is not breakable.
- Make sure the item or object you select won't get lost inside of you.
- Lube comes highly recommended and is extremely helpful!
Idea #1: Cucumber and a Condom (AKA “Ol Reliable”)
The easiest and most effective way to create a penetrative sex toy for yourself is to use a condom (which should also be new—check those expiration dates, folks!) on a decently fresh, long, and thin-ish vegetable of your choosing, just like your sex education teacher instructed you. Bananas, carrots, and corn on the cob are some fruits and vegetables that are good for this.
If you plan to use the vegetable for anal play, make sure it isn't mushy and follow Safety Rule #3, which states that you should always leave a few inches of the dildo outside of your body or choose an object with a flared base to prevent it from becoming lost in your rectum.
Idea #2: Handles
Anything from a baseball bat handle to a hairbrush handle can be a dildo if you want it to be, depending on your preferred size. First Safety Rule Don't be a fool! Wrap your instrument! Always!
The following is a partial list of handles:
- A toothbrush
- A hair brush
- Brush for makeup
- A spatula
- Racquet for Tennis
- Hammer
- Bat for Baseball
Idea #3: A Long Stemmed Candle
I'm not sure why, but this particular dildo idea seems sexier than the others. Don't use the wicked end. The first safety rule is to always wear a condom. Did I say that already?
Idea #4: Electric Toothbrush
By including a vibrating element, we're venturing into uncharted terrain. For external stimulation, press the electric toothbrush's base on your clitoris; alternatively, use it as an internal vibrator by wrapping it in a condom. There are even electric toothbrushes with several settings. (nice chills).
Idea #5: “Back Massager”
Some astute women realized that back and muscle massage wands felt AMAZINGLY amazing in places other than the neck and shoulders, which led to the creation of the Hitachi Magic Wand, the original sex toy. Numerous real body massagers are still available that can also be used for clitoral stimulation. We thought it appropriate to include these even though they aren't typically sized to be penetrative.
Idea #6: Penis Molding Kits
Yes, exactly. This one may be a lot of fun, but it requires a little more planning and dedication than searching through the crisper drawer for a rubber in your luggage. The penis you're working with is precisely replicated using kits such as Clone-A-Willy. It only takes a few simple steps, is safe for the body and lubricant, and is a lot of fun! Additionally, for added enjoyment and stimulation, each kit includes a bullet vibrator that you can insert inside your penis imitation!
There are many more possibilities available, but this is just a small selection of stuff you may use to make your dildo. Whatever method you decide on, the four safety precautions discussed at the start of this post are the most crucial to keep in mind when creating your dildo.
Here are some benefits and drawbacks to assist you decide if you should make your sex toy at this time or if you can wait for the UPS guy to deliver you a new, sexy best friend.
The Pros & Cons of DIY Dildos
PROS
Discretion: Compared to a produced dildo, that toothbrush is considerably easier to conceal in plain sight!
Cost: Since you had purchased those vegetables, why not make the most of them?
CONS
Not regarded as completely body-safe: Medical-grade silicone, ABS plastic, tempered and shatterproof glass, and stainless steel are among the materials used to make manufactured sex toys.
Shape: More difficult to guarantee that you won't lose the object inside of you.
Increased risk of illness or injury: Since these items aren't meant for this use, a lot of things could go wrong and could even cause harm.
Harder to sanitize: Items in the home may be more prone to bacterial absorption and can be challenging to clean.
