The Best Suction Vibrators, Ranked By Orgasm Speed

It is well known that suction vibrators can induce orgasms in record amounts of time. And, well, I was off in less than three minutes with each of these things.

Suction toys are a unique kind of animal. Suction vibrators usually function by cupping and sucking the clit, producing an unmatched intensity of feeling, whereas most vibrators stimulate the clitoris (or other body parts) with rumbly vibrations.

Because these devices are so powerful, their manufacturers frequently claim that they can send users to orbit in record time: Early testing of the Womanizer suction toy reportedly showed that more than half of users experienced an orgasm after a minute of using the device.

When it comes to sex or masturbation, speed isn't necessarily better—there are benefits to a gradual buildup!—but a device that can rapidly and effortlessly induce orgasms might be useful for people who struggle with orgasming, wish to have several orgasms, or don't have a lot of time.

I, therefore, decided to time myself while using some of the most popular suction vibrators in order to determine how well certain suction toys actually stack up in terms of their capacity to induce orgasms. I set them all to the highest level, stopping the timer when I started having an orgasm and starting it as soon as I put the device on my clit.

Below is a list of all the toys I tried, ranked from slowest to fastest, and my opinions about each.

Dame Products Aer: Two Minutes and 50 Seconds

The woman-owned, feminist company Dame Products carefully considers ergonomics, user feedback, and testing when designing toys. The purpose of Dame's Aer suction vibrator is to produce a "soft seal around your clitoris" and a flutter that resembles oral sex.

Although this indeed completed the task, the placement of this toy took up more time than the others. It took me some time to figure out where to put the Aer because its oval nozzle didn't fully grasp and stick to my clit like the circular Satisfyer or Womanizer ones. For me, that's the main reason it was the slowest of the group.

Nevertheless, the orgasm was not disappointing when it occurred.

Womanizer Premium 2: Two Minutes and 42 Seconds

The Womanizer is the first suction toy, and the Premium 2 is noteworthy for having 14 intensity settings and an autopilot mode that lets it choose between intensities independently.

However, I didn't utilize any of that fancy stuff; instead, I just got right to the point and made the most of it.

Although this toy has a lot of power—almost too much—something about its sucking action didn't appeal to me as much as some of the others did. There was a pulsing sound instead of a constant buzz, almost like it was drilling into my clit (except, you know, without the drill).

I didn't get off as quickly because the stimulation wasn't precisely constant.

Bellesa Buzzfeed Pebble: Two Minutes and 19 Seconds

This toy is unique because, despite its small size, it has two sides: one that usually vibrates and the other that has a suction function. In other words, you get two toys in one. I can appreciate that both modes offer five intensities and "no annoying patterns," as I prefer a single, constant motion.

The Pebble doesn't cover the entire clit since it is adorable. However, I completed the task quickly after I discovered the ideal location. I actually liked that the vibrations weren't as intense as some of the others since it made it possible for me to hold it right over my clit instead of just above it, as I did with the others, without feeling oversensitized.

Unbound Puff: One Minute and 39 Seconds

A firm called Unbound, which is well-known for its adorable, fashionable, and reasonably priced toys and sensual gift bundles, introduced its own version of the suction vibrator. Known as "Puff," it was released in 2020.

The bright pink or green color of this toy and its long, thin, round nozzle, which cups the clit easily and stays in position, make it simple to cum straight away.

This is the least expensive of the group at just $48. Considering how tiny and cute it is, it has a really powerful motor. Strongly advised.

LELO Sona 2 Cruise: One Minute and 32 Seconds

Similar to LELO's other toys, the Sona 2 Cruise is a high-end product. It has ten pulsating levels, soft quality pink, purple, or black silicone, and a "cruise control" feature that intensifies the effect when you apply pressure.

This toy provides potent stimulation across a limited region. They feel like vibrations despite using sonic waves, but they also draw the clitoris higher.

Although I didn't use this device for very long, the orgasm I experienced was more profound than most clitoral toys and lasted a surprising amount of time.

Satisfyer Pro 2: One Minute and 9 Seconds

Since the Satisfyer Pro 2 is one of my old favorites, I wasn't shocked by its performance. I like the squishy silicone head of this vintage suction toy because you can press down on it as hard as you want without worrying about discomfort. Additionally, the nozzle is wonderfully circular and wide, covering the entire clit region.

One of the quieter suction toys available is the Satisfyer, which has a lovely long pink handle that is comfortable to use. The good news is that it's only $59.95. Conveniently, some of the most effective toys are also the least expensive!

We-Vibe Melt: One Minute and 7 Seconds

We-Vibe's suction toy Melt is attractive because it can be controlled remotely using the We-Connect app and is also very powerful on its own.

Strong is the highest of the twelve intensity categories. I was experiencing an orgasm before I even realized it was on my clit.

The Melt seems more vibrator-like than the others; the little, oval nozzle creates a buzzy feeling over the clit that, predictably, really worked for me.

Conclusion

Although I only timed each of these devices once, so other variables, like as my attitude that day, may have affected the findings, the general conclusion seems to be that suction vibrators are effective, even though each one caused somewhat varied orgasm speeds for me (and this is by no means scientific).

They all got me off in less than three minutes, so I'd say that's a win for the entire toy class.